Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!)
By Michael Carleton, James FitzGerald,
and John K. Alvarez
With original music by Will Knapp
Directed by Dave Buckman
December 4 – 27, 2026
No performances on December 24 and 25
The play begins as an actor begins a performance of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol and is joined by two castmates who refuse to join in as they have performed A Christmas Carol too many times in their career already. They rebel and decide to present every Christmas story ever told instead. Over 90 minutes, these three comedic actors portray as many holiday stories and characters as they can remember. Using wild costumes, special effects, and their comedy skills, they take a ride through well-known classics, from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – and so much more.
Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!) is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Dramatists Play Service. www.concordtheatricals.com
“The play accomplishes the small miracle of making all Christmas myths seem both utterly ridiculous and absolutely essential.” – Orlando Weekly
Price: $29.00-$39.00
Run time: 90 minutes, plus a 15-minute intermission
For ages: Rated PG-13. Contains fast-paced holiday satire, adult humor, mild profanity, comic innuendo, alcohol/drug references, and voluntary audience participation.
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Cast
Stephanie Vasquez Fonseca
Jordan T.
Maxwell
Ostella
Adam
Riemann Verdeflor, Understudy
Production Team
Dave Buckman, Director
Meredith Connely, Stage Manager
Valeria Blanco Perez, Assistant Stage Manager
Neal Gibson, Music Director
Kelly Hasandras, Choreographer
Desi Roybal, Set Designer
MacKenzie Mulligan, Lighting Designer
Jeff Davis, Projection Designer
Lowell Bartholomee, Sound Designer
Tiffany Yager, Costume Designer
Reagan Kirwan, Backstage Crew / Dresser
Harper Cairns, Board Operator
Lisa Martinez, Props Designer
Patrick and Holly Crowley, Technical Directors
Special Events
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